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The Greatest (Zombie) Story Never Told

From the Profile P repertoire

Apr 9, 2023

A drawing of Jesus emerging from the cave on Easter as the resurrection but as a zombie shooting lasers from his eyes and people screaming “Jesus! Run! AAAh!”

Apr 9, 2023

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I’m Manager for Amazon Now, Apparently

Amazon better get their sh*t together

Apr 9, 2023

a drawing of a delivery driver in a van sticking his arm out of the window and giving us the middle finger

Apr 9, 2023

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The Riddle of the Sphinx Reimagined and Perverted

From the Profile P repertoire

Jun 4, 2023

A hand-drawn picture of the sphinx in Egypt with an older face and breasts hanging down the ground

Jun 4, 2023

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There’s No Dishwasher? — Shocking Discoveries and Insightful Comments by HGTV’s House Hunters

A realtor’s unfortunate reality

Jul 16, 2022

There’s No Dishwasher? — Shocking Discoveries and Insightful Comments by HGTV’s House Hunters

Jul 16, 2022

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25 Plausible Pliable Ways to Potentially Increase Your Penis Size

Because increasing penis size is now a universal concern

Dec 18, 2022

25 Plausible Pliable Ways to Potentially Increase Your Penis Size

Dec 18, 2022

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Mantra 4/16/23: I Accept Myself

From the Profile P repertoire

Apr 17, 2023

Mantra 4/16/23: I Accept Myself

Apr 17, 2023

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Bank Trust, There is None

From Profile P repertoire

Apr 15, 2023

Bank Trust, There is None

Apr 15, 2023

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Mantra 4/13/23: Cherish Your Pets

From the Profile P repertoire

Apr 14, 2023

a drawing of a dog running down a path away from its owner

Apr 14, 2023

Looking Back at My Earlier Work and Laughing at the Level of Skill

Spanning a few hundred years

Apr 13, 2023

Looking Back at My Earlier Work and Laughing at the Level of Skill

Apr 13, 2023

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Rabbit Drinking Games

From the Profile P repertoire

Apr 12, 2023

A drunk Easter Bunny with a bottle of scotch in his hand missing the numbers on the hopscotch board.

Apr 12, 2023

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Writing the script to my shitshow one article at a time. I may use affiliate and or sausage links. The end

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