Amazon better get their sh*t together — The new trend on Amazon when it comes to delivery is asking customers *questions they already should’ve answered themselves like: Amazon: Do you want to combine deliveries of one or more items like…say…your cat’s treats into one package to save the environment from waste? Me: Uh, no? I want my…

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A realtor’s unfortunate reality — The following characters are based on stereotypes of HGTV channel’s House Hunters. Hunter: an annoying-entitled-bitchy type who’s seen too many movies or reality shows and now mistakes herself for aristocratic or blue-blood despite her mundane middle-class-at-best blood. Thinks “Agent” is code for someone who can take an unrealistic budget and…

Because increasing penis size is now a universal concern — Since the dawn of time, man has been obsessed with the notion of increasing his penis size. Thanks to the aid of recent medicine, men who used to be women get to experience the same anatomical-related dilemma. In the new era that’s dawned, penis size increase is officially a universal…

From the Profile P repertoire — Whatever happens today just remember that there are less fortunate people all around you. But don’t stare at them! Just know they’re there to make you feel better about yourself. If that sounds kind of twisted that may be because you are looking outside yourself to find inner peace and…

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From the Profile P repertoire — Cherish your pets today. They may run away tomorrow because they don’t want to be with you anymore. If this happens, don’t feel bad. It is good karma to let something go. …

Spanning a few hundred years — An evolution of drawing I drew this comic at least three months ago.

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