Lists shmists — This article is about articles with lists or listicles, in other words, meta about meta. Or just meta? It’s not worth thinking about. And if you are reading this listicle in search of hard data proving a point, you won’t be disappointed, you’ll be highly disappointed. Yes, we’re up the…

I know what you’re really asking for and I can’t do it — Of the twenty-first century’s three most precious drugs, coffee is first. Its potency facilitates acquiring the second most popular drug — gaining followers. The third drug — getting paid or making money from your followers — follows close behind the first two. Somehow someone thought of combing all three drugs…

13 Legit Reasons For Underachieving — From An Out Of The Closet Underachiever — I’ve been an underachiever for most of my life and have come to the unanimous conclusion that there are more advantages to being an underachiever than an overachiever. Reasons to Underachieve Underachievers have way more time to find themselves. We can do and learn virtually anything we want before deciding what to achieve…

Following breast and lip surgery — At The Airport “Cirurgiã plástica,” to the driver, “jejuar!”. Sans moment to waste. Four long years later after scrimping, saving, and a little fundraising, I arrived in the land of “skintastical opulence” to fulfill God’s unrealized “best version of me” plan. Fundraising is how I refer to it when I’m the charity. If…

I been thinkin a lotta bout it — I found this website. It takes expensive works of art and turns them into affordable NFT pieces of art by breaking ’em up into smaller pieces and shit. It’s like you can buy an individualized part of the whole. Ma Balls It got me thinking and I already thought a lot about…

Because pools and noses don’t mix — Targeted Reader: people like me, who have aversions to boogers. Non-targeted: booger lovers/eaters/flickers… If you’re lucky enough to lose your booger-baring virginity amongst family or close friends you’d have likely survived unscathed and learned a valuable lesson. …

The word is merchandise — Holey Tapestry Morphology, also known in the linguistic realm as clipping or truncating, is the process of forming a new word through the reduction of a longer word like favorite to fave, delicious to delish, and obvious to obvi. Of all the examples above, all of them annoy me. I don’t like…

Celebrating another round, 2022 It’s that time of year again. I almost missed it but there’s still time. I’m writing this at 6:23 pm on Mother’s Day Eve. Does it always come this early in May? I think the powers in place strategically schedule Mother’s Day in a way for…