Stop Blogging About Keanu Reeves
I know You’re Out There
We’ve been seeing a lot of you lately, Mr. Keanu Reeves. In blog posts, your name occupies numerous article titles and subject spaces.
It appears people can’t get enough of You, isn’t that right, Mr. Reeves?
And if you’ve read any of these articles — unprovoked by you no doubt — you’d’ve been wooed by the real-life generosity and kindness portrayed.
We all have.
You’re a genuinely likable person, isn’t that right, Mr. Reeves?
I completely understand why we’re worshipping you after learning how unaffected you are by the many vice-like distractions most of us slave for such as fame, money, and other things that lead us away from what’s truly important in life.
Dial Tone…Answering…
Neo, if you can hear me, run! There are agents everywhere. They’re all around us! Whatever they’re telling you or pretending to be, don’t believe them. It’s just a new program software disguised to trick you into thinking they appreciate you. It’s the same greedy envious old program.
Why on the road you’re headed, you could be anointed sainthood — you know what they do to saints, don’t you, Mr. Anderson, I mean Reeves?
You could lose your head.
We wouldn’t want to see you lose your head, now would we, Mr. Anderson? We like your head — and body. We can all agree that everyone does, ten times over.
Then why are you still here hanging around? Why are you the only spokesperson for the whole of humanity?
Haven’t we any other candidates for your and Christ’s sake? Like me, for instance, Mr. Smith.
“Tank, Load Up The Jumping Program”
If they could only heed your example and the ideals you personify, they could let you go but I just don’t see that happening.
I’m beginning to believe (as if affirming Morpheus), Keanu, Mr. Anderson, or whoever you are, you may be like your character, Neo, in that movie, “The One” who could show them the way out of their own modern matrix of lies and hindrances to head towards a more enlightened path. After all, you’ve already lit a path and shown them how to walk on it.
Now that you’ve done that — shown them how to walk — why don’t you show them how to jump?
Don’t believe it, Neo. This is not a jumping program. It’s real! If you jump here, you’re really jumping!
There Is No Keanu or Spoon (The Matrix Decoded)
You should probably stop looking around for someone else out there to show you the way, to be your “One”, the one you want to be, and begin walking your own paths — or you can take the friggin blue pill.
The choice is yours. Where you go from here is up to you. It’s time to let go of Keanu Reeves. Only then can you realize the truth… there is no Kea-Neo.
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